MOREFUCKINGARENAFOOTBALLFUCKINGPOWERBROLYNNNNSWANN!!!!!

MOREFUCKINGARENAFOOTBALLFUCKINGPOWERBROLYNNNNSWANN!!!!!

I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING SLEEP BRO!!!!!! I've BEEN TAKING THESE SWARM PILLS I GET AT THE PILOT TRUCK STOP NEAR MY HOUSE!!!!! THESE THINGS ARE FUCKING SICK MAN!!! I FEEL LIKE I COULD OUTRUN MIKE CIPPIO OR EVEN OUTTHROW TOMMY MADDOX!!!! (SIKE!!! NO ONE CAN EVER OUTFUCKINGTHROW TOMMY MOTHERFUCKING MADDOX!!! HE WAS THE BOSSEST ARENAFOOTBALL QUARTERBACK IN LIFE!!!!!! FOR REZL DUDE TOMMY MADDOX COULD FUCK MY GRANDMOTHER AND I WOULDN'T BE MAD!!!! HE WAS A FUCKING ARENAFOOTBALL GOD UNTIL HE WEMT TO THE NFL AND BECAME A FUCKING FAG!!!!) FUUUUCKKKK MY MIND IS FUCKING FLYING DUDE!!! IM JUST THINKING ABOUT SIXTEEN MEN FIGHTING FOR SURVIVAL ON THE 50 YARD CRUCIBLE OF TRUTH HAS ME JACKED BRO!!!! FUUUCKKK!!! SO BLOG NEWS: WE GOT OUR FIRST TWO FOLLOWERS DANNY AND RYAN! !!! WELCOME TO THE POWER STATION MY FUCKING FELLOW WARRIORS!!! BRING MORE FRIENDS ALONG SO WE CAN DRINK THAT CHAPMIONSHIP CHAMPAGNE AND GANGBANG THE SPARKS (OUR FUCKING SQUADS DANCE HOTTIES) LIKE SOME REAL FUCKIN WINNERS!!! DAMM THIS SWARM SHIT IS STRONGER THAN COKE!!! FUCKKKKMMM!!! I JUST KICKED A FUCKING WHOLE IN MY BASEMENT DRYWALL!!! MY PAPS GONNA BE PISSED!!! OK ONTO.LYNNFUCKINGSWANN!!!

1.HE IS THE BEST OWNER EVER!!!! NO OWNER HAS EVER BEEN MORE BADASS THAN HIM!!! HE PROLLY COULD HAVE EVEN PLAYED SOMEFUCKIMG ARENABALL!!!! 2.I HEARD HE FUCKING TOOK.BALLET!!! NOW I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YINZ ARE GONNA SAY THAT IM.SOME TYPE OF FAG OR SOMETHING FOR SAYING LIKE BALLET ON MY MOTHERFUCKIMG BLOG!!! WELL EAT MUTT SHIT JAGOFF. I. AINT LIKE THAT.(BUT I HAVR NO PROBLEMO IF YOU ARE...SHIT I HAVE A FEW CHICAGO RUSH FANS WHO. ARE MY BUDDIES!!!!!!! YEAH I CALLED YOU OUT LAEGLER HAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAJA HOMO!!) BUT NAH. LYNNMOTHERFUCKINH SWANN IS A GENIUS CUZ HE DID THAT SHIT TO GET PUSSY!!! THAYS WHY HE HAS THOSE HOTASS BABES DANCING FOR HIM HE'S A FUCKING PIMP AND NOT IN THE TIE THEM.TO THE RADIATOR AND BRAND THEM.WITH CLOTHESORONS WAY!!! THE MOTHERFUCKER JUST THINKS AHEAD!!! SHIT HE COULD BANG MY SISTER AND I WOULD FUCKING BRAG AT THE BAR!!!!!!! HE IS SO STRATEGIC AND THAT IS GONNA BE THE BEST OWNER EVERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. HE IS A REPUBLICAN AND I KNOW THAT MEANS HES ALL ABOUT KILLING AL QUAEDA AND SHIT AND THATS FUCKING BADASS!!!!!! I MEAN HE COULD DO IT HIMSELF HE WAS ONE FUCKING HARDCORE ASS PLAYER!!!!!
4. IF ANY NAME IN LIFE EVER GETS YOU BITCHES ITS FUCKING LYNN SWANN!!!! BACK WHEN MY CAR WAS WORKING I USED TO GO TO OIL CITY AND TELL BITCHES AT THE BAR I WAS LYNN SWANN AND BROTHER IT FUCKING WORKED!!!!!!

DAMM IT TOOK ME HOURS TO WRITE THIS!!!!!
NEXT UP THE TEAM PREVIEW AND MY SPARKS DANCING GIRL OF THE WEEK!!!!!

POWWEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!