Wednesday, February 9, 2011
FUCK YOU JAY GRUDEN!!!! I HOPE YOU DIE OF VAGINAL AIDS!!!!!
SO TODAY I GET UP LIKE 3 OR 4PM, STEAL SOME CEREAL FROM MY MOMS FRIDGE (IM ON THIN ICE TILL I GET A NEW JOB) AND SMOKE A QUICK BOWL AND THEN I SEE SOME SHIT ON THIS FUCKING COMPUTER!!!! APPARENTLY SOME MINOR LEAGUE BUNCHA FUCKING DICKFUCKS THE CINCINATTI BENGALS OR SOMETHING (WHAT A GAY ASS NAME!!!) JUST POACHED JAY GRUDEN FROM HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE IN THE LEAGUE OF REAL FUCKING MEN AND FUCKABLE FUCKING CHEERLEADERS!!!!! JAY GRUDEN!!!! I AM TALKING TO YOU!!!! YOU WERE A FUCKING LEGEND MAN!!!!! YOU TOSSED THE FUCKING LIGHTS OUT IN TAMPA BAY EVEN WHILE YOU HAD TO HELP COACH YOUR WEAK ASS BROTHER'S FOOTBALL TEAM, YOU PLAYED THROUGH THE FUCKING DISTRACTION AND YOU WON THE REAL WAY!!!! THE FUCKING ARENA WAY!!!!!! BUT NOW THE CINCINATTI ASSHOLES JUST BROUGHT YOU OUT OF THE GLORIOUS VALHALLA THAT IS ARENAFOOTBALL RETIREMENT AND HIJACKED YOU TO COACH IN CINCINATTI??? DO THEY EVEN FUCKING HAVE AN ARENA LEAUGE SQUAD!!!! YOU ARE GONNA BE SO FUCKING BORED MAN!!!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!!! I HAD FUCKING RESPECT FOR YOU WHEN YOU WALKED AWAY FROM ARGUABLY AMERICA'S FINEST FOOTBALL FRANCHISE THE ORLANDO PREDATORS AND THE VAG FLOWED LIKE MEAD FROM THORS BEARD BOTTOM!!!!! BUT NOOOOOOO!!! YOU HAD TO TAKE YOUR 30 PIECES OF SILVER AND GO TO AN INFERIOR LEAGUE!!! AND CRUSH THE HOPES AND DREAMS OF YOUR MILLIONS OF ARENAFOTTBALL FANS!!!!! IM GOING TO BURN MY POSTERS OF YOU JAY GRUDEN!!!! AND NFL!!!! ACCEPT YOUR MINOR LEAGUE STATUS AND DONT YOU EVER EVER POACH OUR TALENT AGAIN!!!!! ARENAMEN STAY IN THE MOTHERFUCKING ARENA!!!!! ZOMBO OUT!!!!
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
MOREFUCKINGARENAFOOTBALLFUCKINGPOWERBROLYNNNNSWANN!!!!!
MOREFUCKINGARENAFOOTBALLFUCKINGPOWERBROLYNNNNSWANN!!!!!
I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING SLEEP BRO!!!!!! I've BEEN TAKING THESE SWARM PILLS I GET AT THE PILOT TRUCK STOP NEAR MY HOUSE!!!!! THESE THINGS ARE FUCKING SICK MAN!!! I FEEL LIKE I COULD OUTRUN MIKE CIPPIO OR EVEN OUTTHROW TOMMY MADDOX!!!! (SIKE!!! NO ONE CAN EVER OUTFUCKINGTHROW TOMMY MOTHERFUCKING MADDOX!!! HE WAS THE BOSSEST ARENAFOOTBALL QUARTERBACK IN LIFE!!!!!! FOR REZL DUDE TOMMY MADDOX COULD FUCK MY GRANDMOTHER AND I WOULDN'T BE MAD!!!! HE WAS A FUCKING ARENAFOOTBALL GOD UNTIL HE WEMT TO THE NFL AND BECAME A FUCKING FAG!!!!) FUUUUCKKKK MY MIND IS FUCKING FLYING DUDE!!! IM JUST THINKING ABOUT SIXTEEN MEN FIGHTING FOR SURVIVAL ON THE 50 YARD CRUCIBLE OF TRUTH HAS ME JACKED BRO!!!! FUUUCKKK!!! SO BLOG NEWS: WE GOT OUR FIRST TWO FOLLOWERS DANNY AND RYAN! !!! WELCOME TO THE POWER STATION MY FUCKING FELLOW WARRIORS!!! BRING MORE FRIENDS ALONG SO WE CAN DRINK THAT CHAPMIONSHIP CHAMPAGNE AND GANGBANG THE SPARKS (OUR FUCKING SQUADS DANCE HOTTIES) LIKE SOME REAL FUCKIN WINNERS!!! DAMM THIS SWARM SHIT IS STRONGER THAN COKE!!! FUCKKKKMMM!!! I JUST KICKED A FUCKING WHOLE IN MY BASEMENT DRYWALL!!! MY PAPS GONNA BE PISSED!!! OK ONTO.LYNNFUCKINGSWANN!!!
1.HE IS THE BEST OWNER EVER!!!! NO OWNER HAS EVER BEEN MORE BADASS THAN HIM!!! HE PROLLY COULD HAVE EVEN PLAYED SOMEFUCKIMG ARENABALL!!!! 2.I HEARD HE FUCKING TOOK.BALLET!!! NOW I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YINZ ARE GONNA SAY THAT IM.SOME TYPE OF FAG OR SOMETHING FOR SAYING LIKE BALLET ON MY MOTHERFUCKIMG BLOG!!! WELL EAT MUTT SHIT JAGOFF. I. AINT LIKE THAT.(BUT I HAVR NO PROBLEMO IF YOU ARE...SHIT I HAVE A FEW CHICAGO RUSH FANS WHO. ARE MY BUDDIES!!!!!!! YEAH I CALLED YOU OUT LAEGLER HAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAJA HOMO!!) BUT NAH. LYNNMOTHERFUCKINH SWANN IS A GENIUS CUZ HE DID THAT SHIT TO GET PUSSY!!! THAYS WHY HE HAS THOSE HOTASS BABES DANCING FOR HIM HE'S A FUCKING PIMP AND NOT IN THE TIE THEM.TO THE RADIATOR AND BRAND THEM.WITH CLOTHESORONS WAY!!! THE MOTHERFUCKER JUST THINKS AHEAD!!! SHIT HE COULD BANG MY SISTER AND I WOULD FUCKING BRAG AT THE BAR!!!!!!! HE IS SO STRATEGIC AND THAT IS GONNA BE THE BEST OWNER EVERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. HE IS A REPUBLICAN AND I KNOW THAT MEANS HES ALL ABOUT KILLING AL QUAEDA AND SHIT AND THATS FUCKING BADASS!!!!!! I MEAN HE COULD DO IT HIMSELF HE WAS ONE FUCKING HARDCORE ASS PLAYER!!!!!
4. IF ANY NAME IN LIFE EVER GETS YOU BITCHES ITS FUCKING LYNN SWANN!!!! BACK WHEN MY CAR WAS WORKING I USED TO GO TO OIL CITY AND TELL BITCHES AT THE BAR I WAS LYNN SWANN AND BROTHER IT FUCKING WORKED!!!!!!
DAMM IT TOOK ME HOURS TO WRITE THIS!!!!!
NEXT UP THE TEAM PREVIEW AND MY SPARKS DANCING GIRL OF THE WEEK!!!!!
POWWEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING SLEEP BRO!!!!!! I've BEEN TAKING THESE SWARM PILLS I GET AT THE PILOT TRUCK STOP NEAR MY HOUSE!!!!! THESE THINGS ARE FUCKING SICK MAN!!! I FEEL LIKE I COULD OUTRUN MIKE CIPPIO OR EVEN OUTTHROW TOMMY MADDOX!!!! (SIKE!!! NO ONE CAN EVER OUTFUCKINGTHROW TOMMY MOTHERFUCKING MADDOX!!! HE WAS THE BOSSEST ARENAFOOTBALL QUARTERBACK IN LIFE!!!!!! FOR REZL DUDE TOMMY MADDOX COULD FUCK MY GRANDMOTHER AND I WOULDN'T BE MAD!!!! HE WAS A FUCKING ARENAFOOTBALL GOD UNTIL HE WEMT TO THE NFL AND BECAME A FUCKING FAG!!!!) FUUUUCKKKK MY MIND IS FUCKING FLYING DUDE!!! IM JUST THINKING ABOUT SIXTEEN MEN FIGHTING FOR SURVIVAL ON THE 50 YARD CRUCIBLE OF TRUTH HAS ME JACKED BRO!!!! FUUUCKKK!!! SO BLOG NEWS: WE GOT OUR FIRST TWO FOLLOWERS DANNY AND RYAN! !!! WELCOME TO THE POWER STATION MY FUCKING FELLOW WARRIORS!!! BRING MORE FRIENDS ALONG SO WE CAN DRINK THAT CHAPMIONSHIP CHAMPAGNE AND GANGBANG THE SPARKS (OUR FUCKING SQUADS DANCE HOTTIES) LIKE SOME REAL FUCKIN WINNERS!!! DAMM THIS SWARM SHIT IS STRONGER THAN COKE!!! FUCKKKKMMM!!! I JUST KICKED A FUCKING WHOLE IN MY BASEMENT DRYWALL!!! MY PAPS GONNA BE PISSED!!! OK ONTO.LYNNFUCKINGSWANN!!!
1.HE IS THE BEST OWNER EVER!!!! NO OWNER HAS EVER BEEN MORE BADASS THAN HIM!!! HE PROLLY COULD HAVE EVEN PLAYED SOMEFUCKIMG ARENABALL!!!! 2.I HEARD HE FUCKING TOOK.BALLET!!! NOW I KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YINZ ARE GONNA SAY THAT IM.SOME TYPE OF FAG OR SOMETHING FOR SAYING LIKE BALLET ON MY MOTHERFUCKIMG BLOG!!! WELL EAT MUTT SHIT JAGOFF. I. AINT LIKE THAT.(BUT I HAVR NO PROBLEMO IF YOU ARE...SHIT I HAVE A FEW CHICAGO RUSH FANS WHO. ARE MY BUDDIES!!!!!!! YEAH I CALLED YOU OUT LAEGLER HAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAJA HOMO!!) BUT NAH. LYNNMOTHERFUCKINH SWANN IS A GENIUS CUZ HE DID THAT SHIT TO GET PUSSY!!! THAYS WHY HE HAS THOSE HOTASS BABES DANCING FOR HIM HE'S A FUCKING PIMP AND NOT IN THE TIE THEM.TO THE RADIATOR AND BRAND THEM.WITH CLOTHESORONS WAY!!! THE MOTHERFUCKER JUST THINKS AHEAD!!! SHIT HE COULD BANG MY SISTER AND I WOULD FUCKING BRAG AT THE BAR!!!!!!! HE IS SO STRATEGIC AND THAT IS GONNA BE THE BEST OWNER EVERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. HE IS A REPUBLICAN AND I KNOW THAT MEANS HES ALL ABOUT KILLING AL QUAEDA AND SHIT AND THATS FUCKING BADASS!!!!!! I MEAN HE COULD DO IT HIMSELF HE WAS ONE FUCKING HARDCORE ASS PLAYER!!!!!
4. IF ANY NAME IN LIFE EVER GETS YOU BITCHES ITS FUCKING LYNN SWANN!!!! BACK WHEN MY CAR WAS WORKING I USED TO GO TO OIL CITY AND TELL BITCHES AT THE BAR I WAS LYNN SWANN AND BROTHER IT FUCKING WORKED!!!!!!
DAMM IT TOOK ME HOURS TO WRITE THIS!!!!!
NEXT UP THE TEAM PREVIEW AND MY SPARKS DANCING GIRL OF THE WEEK!!!!!
POWWEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
Monday, February 7, 2011
ARENAFOOTBALL IS LIKE GETTING YOUR DICK SUCKED BY A DRAGON!!!!!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!! WELL THE WEAK ASS FUCKING STEELERS LOST THE SUPER BOWL AND NOW THE NFL IS ABOUT TO LOCK ALL THOSE FUCKING OVERPAID BENTLY PILOTING CRYBABIES OUT!!!! GOOOODDDDDDDD!!!! NOW ITS TIME TO WATCH REAL MEN PLAY THE GAME THE WAY IT WAS MEANT TO BE PLAYED: ON A FIFTY FUCKING FOOT YARD OF DOOOOOMMM!!! NO PUNTING!!!! NONE OF THIS SUBSTITUTION BULLSHIT!!! WE GOT IRONMEN ON OUR FIELD!!! FUCKING MEN MADE OF IRON AND YOU KNOW THEY RUN THROUGH PUSSY LIKE VIKINGS ON SHORE LEAVE!!!!
WHEN AN ARENA KICKER MAKES A FIELD GOAL!!! THE FUCKING BALL IS LIVE!!! THAT SUMBITCH COMES RIGHT BACK ON THE FIELD AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT!!!! CUZ THATS WHAT THE FUCK REAL MEN DO!!!!
LOOK AT BOBBY FUCKING SIPPIO!!!! THAT CAN'T CONTAIN HIM!!!! IF HIM AND GREG JENNINGS WERE IN A PRISON CELL HE WOULD RAPE GREG JENNINGS AND THEN MAKE A GRILLED CHEESE SAMMITCH ON HIS FUCKING PRONE CORPSE!!!!!!!!
ARE YOU SICK OF ALL THIS PANSY ASS CONCUSSION BULLSHIT!!!???? ME TOO!!! THATS WHY THE PITTSBURGH POWER ARE THE TEAM FOR YOU BROTHER!!!!! LOOK AT THIS SHIT!!!!! YEAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
ALRIGHT PUSSIES THATS ALL YOU GET FOR NOW!!!! BUT NOTICE IS SERVED!!!! THE ARENA HAS COME TO PITTSBURGH AND WE ARE READY TO NUT ON THE LEAGUE'S FUCKING FACE THIS YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHEN AN ARENA KICKER MAKES A FIELD GOAL!!! THE FUCKING BALL IS LIVE!!! THAT SUMBITCH COMES RIGHT BACK ON THE FIELD AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT!!!! CUZ THATS WHAT THE FUCK REAL MEN DO!!!!
LOOK AT BOBBY FUCKING SIPPIO!!!! THAT CAN'T CONTAIN HIM!!!! IF HIM AND GREG JENNINGS WERE IN A PRISON CELL HE WOULD RAPE GREG JENNINGS AND THEN MAKE A GRILLED CHEESE SAMMITCH ON HIS FUCKING PRONE CORPSE!!!!!!!!
ARE YOU SICK OF ALL THIS PANSY ASS CONCUSSION BULLSHIT!!!???? ME TOO!!! THATS WHY THE PITTSBURGH POWER ARE THE TEAM FOR YOU BROTHER!!!!! LOOK AT THIS SHIT!!!!! YEAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
ALRIGHT PUSSIES THATS ALL YOU GET FOR NOW!!!! BUT NOTICE IS SERVED!!!! THE ARENA HAS COME TO PITTSBURGH AND WE ARE READY TO NUT ON THE LEAGUE'S FUCKING FACE THIS YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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