FUCK YOU JAY GRUDEN!!!! I HOPE YOU DIE OF VAGINAL AIDS!!!!!

SO TODAY I GET UP LIKE 3 OR 4PM, STEAL SOME CEREAL FROM MY MOMS FRIDGE (IM ON THIN ICE TILL I GET A NEW JOB) AND SMOKE A QUICK BOWL AND THEN I SEE SOME SHIT ON THIS FUCKING COMPUTER!!!! APPARENTLY SOME MINOR LEAGUE BUNCHA FUCKING DICKFUCKS THE CINCINATTI BENGALS OR SOMETHING (WHAT A GAY ASS NAME!!!) JUST POACHED JAY GRUDEN FROM HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE IN THE LEAGUE OF REAL FUCKING MEN AND FUCKABLE FUCKING CHEERLEADERS!!!!! JAY GRUDEN!!!! I AM TALKING TO YOU!!!! YOU WERE A FUCKING LEGEND MAN!!!!! YOU TOSSED THE FUCKING LIGHTS OUT IN TAMPA BAY EVEN WHILE YOU HAD TO HELP COACH YOUR WEAK ASS BROTHER'S FOOTBALL TEAM, YOU PLAYED THROUGH THE FUCKING DISTRACTION AND YOU WON THE REAL WAY!!!! THE FUCKING ARENA WAY!!!!!! BUT NOW THE CINCINATTI ASSHOLES JUST BROUGHT YOU OUT OF THE GLORIOUS VALHALLA THAT IS ARENAFOOTBALL RETIREMENT AND HIJACKED YOU TO COACH IN CINCINATTI??? DO THEY EVEN FUCKING HAVE AN ARENA LEAUGE SQUAD!!!! YOU ARE GONNA BE SO FUCKING BORED MAN!!!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!!!! I HAD FUCKING RESPECT FOR YOU WHEN YOU WALKED AWAY FROM ARGUABLY AMERICA'S FINEST FOOTBALL FRANCHISE THE ORLANDO PREDATORS AND THE VAG FLOWED LIKE MEAD FROM THORS BEARD BOTTOM!!!!! BUT NOOOOOOO!!! YOU HAD TO TAKE YOUR 30 PIECES OF SILVER AND GO TO AN INFERIOR LEAGUE!!! AND CRUSH THE HOPES AND DREAMS OF YOUR MILLIONS OF ARENAFOTTBALL FANS!!!!! IM GOING TO BURN MY POSTERS OF YOU JAY GRUDEN!!!! AND NFL!!!! ACCEPT YOUR MINOR LEAGUE STATUS AND DONT YOU EVER EVER POACH OUR TALENT AGAIN!!!!! ARENAMEN STAY IN THE MOTHERFUCKING ARENA!!!!! ZOMBO OUT!!!!